Lazy Tuesday...

7:24-
All the HG are snoozing away.

10:18-
Someone is finally up! Dustin is in the kitchen making coffee.

11:01-
Dustin is talking to Kail in the kitchen about about the shoe store he works at and about fashion. (I'm already completely bored. XD)
Jen is getting ready in the bathroom.

11:09-
Jen comes down the HoH stairs limping. She thinks she hurt her knee while she was wrestling last night.
Mike wakes up and goes to take a shower.
The HG are locked out of the BY for the whole morning, don't know what for.

11:13-
Dick is now up too.

FotH.

11:47-
The lock down is over, but there is nothing in the BY for a food competition.
Same people are up.

FoTH again.

12:41 BBT
Dick and Nick are in the SR. They are talking about Jen and the whole kissing incident
Dick is telling Nick that Jen said that she and Nick are going to be going out after the show..that Nick apologized to her and everything is cool between them now.
Nick can't believe she's saying this stuff.
Dick says he doesn't mean to stir sh*t up but he thought Nick should know what she is telling ppl. Nick says he is over the whole thing, but thanks Dick for letting him know.
They both leave the SR. (wow Jen is really crazy)

1:22 BBT
Carol trying to cut a deal with Zach in the BY. His condition is that she vote how he says for 2 weeks. He doesn't know if he can trust her, he said he will have to think about it. She is working him good. (Don't do it Zach!)

1:43 BBT
Jessica and Carol working out.

Zach and Mike playing golf.

Eric, Amber, Dani, Dick, in the kitchen getting stuff to eat.

Other HG not of feeds.

Jen just came into the kitchen and said something like "I couldnt get my top back on" (a teeny tiny bikini top she took off to tan) and when she left Dani looked at Amber and said "what top" (so funny)

1:56 BBT
Dani blow drying her hair. Jameka putting on make-up. No talking going on.

Feeds switch to the outside couch, Jen, Mike, Joe, Jessica and Dick on the couch.
Jen said she needs a hair cut.

Someone asked if the men have ever shave their balls, Eric said he has shaved his balls a few times, Joe has once, Dick said he thought everyone in LA shaved their balls.

2:pm
In the BY...
Joe, Jess, Mike, Jen, Eric and Dustin sitting on patio couch gabbing about what kind of animal everyone resembles.
Eric calls Jen a "Jentelope".

Dustin lets Mike try on his sunglasses, Mike says they make him look like he fit's in in WestHollywood.
Joe; "Yes they're very YMCA."

Cam switch to kitchen.
Nick and Kail talking about the DR sessions and how BB is making unusual call-in times. Nick was asked to go in at 1am last night.

Kails talking about having someone else do her hair. Amber made a pair of braids for her.

Amber comes up behind Dustin and gives him a big hug.

They quickly discuss mango lipgloss. And then talk turns to Dustin's aviator sunglasses.

Dani enters and sit's next to Nick. She applies some sunscreen on her legs.
They all talk about which clothes they chose to include, to bring with them into the house, Dustin says he's missing a lot of the items he'd hoped to bring inside.

Mike joins them. They start discussing Mike's facial hair.
Dustin calls Mikes new look southern smarm.

Coversation turns to comps. I'm sorry, they're actually talking about games they can play.
Ones that "might" be considered for competitions.

Dustin admits to drinking so much water today that he feels like he mioght need to throw up.

Dustin says he packed a bunch of gum to bring with him onto the show. It would seem, BB frowns upon gum chewing, so none of them made it into the house.
Kail says she knew they wouldn't accept it so she packed a bunch of life-savers.
Nick leaves, so does Amber...

Cam switch to BY, with Jess, Jameka, Amber and Nick laying on the loungers.

2:15
Amber and Nick talk about clothes.
Jameka and Jess whisper to each other.
Occasionally you hear Jess go "uh-huh" & "M-hm"

Nick and Amber get up and leave...
Amber goes inside and Nick lays back down.

They all complain about what a couple of boring days they've been having.

Cam switch to Dani and Joe laying in the hammock.

Joe is excited about getting this first week over with.
They joke about taking each other out.
Then comment on the SSS (The SuperSexySix)
Joe says no one even notices their alliance because they're too busy concentrating on the Jen thing.

Joe wants storytime to come back. (I guess BB interrupted storytime last night.)
Joe asks if things are better between her and her dad.
Dani says it's still awkward, and then says other then the first day they haven't talked at all.
She says she can't stand her dad, she is sooo annoyed by him being here.
Joe says: "I know that feeling."

They talk about what they would be doing if they weren't in the house.
Dani says she'd be at work.
Joe asks where she works.
Dani admits she works at Hooters and it really fun.

BB starts calling people into DR.
Dani says that they'll need to start giving their Goodbye messages to both nominees in case on or the other goes.

Mike and Dani share a birthday. (Wonder which one will make it that far. If either.)

2:30
Joe starts talking about teasing everybody and how Dustin thinks of them as personal digs.

Dani talks about living with her grandma.
Then admits to being nervous about the HOH comp.
Dani says Nick hasn't talked to her much today.
Joe says same with him, that he really though Nick was gonna be a total Wisc. boy. But it turns out he's lived in LA for a couple of months now.

Cam switch to Dick and Kail on patiocouch, talking about the lost art of smoking.
Dick talks about how to hold a lighter for women, that holding it up in the air prevents girls hair from igniting as well.

Dick extolls the benefits of smoking in a bar.
Outside of a bar, people make judgements upon smokers.
Inside a bar, everyone let's it slide.
Dick wants to know what Kail thought of him when he first came down the stairs.
Kail says she was just glad she didn't know anyone who came down the stairs.

Dick wants to know what Kail thinks of him as a father,
Kail tries to avoid the question.
Dick keeps bugging her for an opinion.
Kail insists that after 10 days she still is unable to form an opinion about that subject.

Dick calls her vanilla and....
Cam switch to WORoom with Zach and Mike talking about one of the girls.
They talk about getting "her" to agree to a deal that makes it clear about which side "she" stands on and whether they can trust "her" or not..

Cam switches back outside to Dick and Kail on patiocouches.

Dick talks about his kids and being away from them for so long.
He admits to being selfish a bit. But he felt good about their living situation "over there"

He says that Dani doesn't really talk to any of the family anymore.
That the only one she talks to on a "regular" basis is his mother.
He says that Dani has a "s***ty, snotty mouth" and she has treated a lot of her family with disrespect.

They start to whisper ...
Dick continues talking about Dani's behavior outside of the house.
He says he tries to fill her mind with positive influences regarding the way to treat family members.
But he doesn't see any changes in her at all.

Says she treated her grandfather like S***.
He says his son is quiet and respectful.
Son's name is Vincent.
But Dani was just down right horrible, she b***ed about everything and everyone.
He wanted to smack some sense into her.
Now compares the two, Vincent is more compassionate. Not that he loves Vincent more then Dani, but that Vincent is just more respectful and Dani has been a constant source of anger and disrespect.

He talks about a time when she slammed the door in his fathers face, almost breaking his nose.
Dick says he kicked the door down, he was so angry.

He talks about when his wife left him, she took EVERYTHING with her, leaving only his Drivers License behind.
FOTH...

2:45
Still FOTH...

3:pm
Back inside and Dustin and Carol are sitting around the island counter talking about the fact that Carol and AMber haven't been talking lately.
Dustin says it's understandable because they're both on the block.
Carol says she just hates awkwardness.
Dustin says, if you stay this week, the game keeps going.

Carol says, it's just a matter of time before Nick and Dani get together. (She obviously doesn't know about their early morning hankypanky sessions.)

Cam switch to outside, with Dani on the Hammock and Nick sitting behind it.
Dani's talking about being nervous.
Dani asks about Kail...He says "I might."
Dani says she likes me.
She says Kail is dangerous, and she doesn't trust her at all.
That Amber doesn't like her and that makes Kail very nervous aboutkeeping her in the house.

Dani suggests she's manipulative and a very smart player.
Dani says she knows that Kail, Mike and Zach are together and that Eric is probably part of that.
She thinks if Mike won HOH then he'd put her up.
She thinks Jen would nominate Dani and Amber.
The general jist is that Jen needs to win HOH this week. If she wants to stay.

Nick says Eric needs to win it as well.
Dani feels good about her Dad winning HOH, that she wouldn't go up.
Then says that he wouldn't nominate Jen.

She says he couldn't stand living for 3 months with Jen in the house.
Nick asks if Dani could stand living with Nick for 3 months.
She says No. I'd probably have to kill myself.
Dani says Dick would probably pput up Dustin and Joe.

Nick says the only person he wants to for sure put up is Jen "knucklehead".
The other choice would be difficult.
Nick admits responsibility for putting Dani on Jen's hit-list.

Dani blames it on winning the POV...since she did, she's been put in the line of fire.

Cam switch to kitchen.
Carol and Amber talk.
Carol admits to seeing "the votes shift"
That the people she thought she has are changing their votes, and the people she thought Amber had are actually going to save her.
Then says she doesn't know.
Amber nods, but I can sense her wheels are turning.

They talk about Dani's vote. Neither one feels confident they'll get it.
They both don't know about Jess's vote either.
Carol says she'll base it on who she thinks will carry her the longest inside the house.

Carol admits to being really bad at lieing.
Amber says, you don't have to lie.
They both admit to lieing alot in the DR.
Amber says they force you to.
That the producers are making them say stuff to make them look bad.

Amber says she can't stand it because they don't...."Let you be yourself", Carol says. "Yeah." Amber answers.
FOTH.... (a little slow on the foth button today.)

3:15
Amber says Carol for sure has Mikes vote.
Carol asks HOW?
Amber says she hasn't talked to him in a couple of days.
Carol says I haven't talked to him at all.
Carol says Eric and Jameka are after her.
Amber says Eric maybe, but Jameka she feels would vote to keep Carol.

They go back and forth about who's gonna vote for who.
Amber then discusses the whole experience as being nervewracking.

Joe enters and then so does Jen.
Joe compliments Jen's hair.
Then he starts singing about what he's looking at in the fridge.
He's making himself a sandwich.

Amber asks where Dustin is...Joe says he's hard to spot because he's sooo boring.
Amber starts gushing about Dustin.
Then she starts giving Joe kudos for his storytelling abilities.
Joe says he could read the back of a shampoo bottle and make it interesting.

Then Zach enters and the convo turns to Carols hair.
Did she put in a weave? Is it real? It looks longer today.
She says she just straightened it.

Zach then talks about somebody slipping down a slide and his suit falls of and he sees his b***s and he wants to lick them. (Huh?)
Amber says "What?"

Cam switch to Dustin, Dani and Nick at the hammock.
Dustins talking about Jen..how Jen feels that him and Amber would make a good couple.
Dustin talks about being gay in this situation is great because if he wasn't then Amber would be trying to be perfct and not be herself, with all of her flaws.

Dani talks about Carol, she's booksmart but socially...eh...
Dustin starts talking about Joe winning HOH.
He knows he'll go up. He doesn't know about the rest.
Dustin asks if he went up against Jen, would they vote to keep him.
Dani says even if Joe does put him up, Dustin has nothing to worry about.


3:30
They're talking about how Jen worked out for 6 hours straight yesterday. Joe thinks she's some sort of robot.
They talk about Jen jumping around in the pool.
The lack of bathing suit.
Dustin asks.

BB: "Houseguests, You are not allowed to talk about your diaryroom sessions with other HG's."

Dustin, Dani and Nick continue to talk about the lack of "brain" Jen possesses.
She walks around completely clueless.
Nick gets up and offers to get both of them something to drink.

Dustin feels like him and Dani are in the same boat, in regards to the twist.
She says she was emotional and feels badly for Dustin as well.
Dustin tries to pass off his plight as "...just exes." No big deal in comparison to Dani and Dicks situation.
Dani feels really bad about Joe airing such a bad load of STD gossip to start the game.
Dustin says he doesn't talk to Dani much because he feels like she's better friends with Joe.
He feels like the two of them have a lot in common and he's fearful Joe will say stuff to ruin his chances with her.
He says that Dani and him are more private then the rest of them.

dani and Dustin talk about why he's not going to nominate Joe if he wins HOH.
He says that if he did, everyone would know he's doing it for personal reason's.

Dani says it's the same thing for her. She can't put her Dad up but it's not like the two of them have any sort of deal to get to final two.
Dustin says that everyone thinks the same thing about Joe.
Dustin says that Joe will stick to his word about putting Dustin up.

Nick comes back and asks if he is interrupting.
Dustin says no, and Dani goes on to talk about understanding Dustins position. Then talks about worrying that the 6 of the WET's would be the targets because of the twist.
But it turned out to be just the three of them.
Dustin and Nick both say it's definitely changed even farther from that.

Dani was scared of Kails noms.
Dustin asks what they think about Kail's noms.
Dani says it was the easy way out and that she thought she'd for sure try to get out the strongest competition.
That Joe and Jameka should've been in the most danger.
They agree.

3:45
Nick says that something that Dani does is so cute, he just wants to jump on her....Like a trampoline.
The three of them then discuss what kind of "luxuries" they requested before starting the game.
Dani put trampoline. Dustin put frisbees, floaties and...
Dani says he made great choices.

Nick starts talking about snowboarding and tries to do a backflip and hits his head and in the only picture taken was one of his bloody head. Everyone on the chairlift yelled out "Dumba**!"

They discuss other unfortunate accidents.
Dustin recalls having a fall that collapsed both of his lungs.
His friends gave him mouth-to-mouth. He says "That's when I knew I was gay."

They look up into the sky and notice some sort of balloon above them.

Dustin says he was the earliest up today and says when you are then the cameras are like "BAM!. They're on you."
Him and Dani talk about them follwing them around in the mornings. (Duh.)

cCarol comes out and hits a golf ball. She hits Jess with the ball. Actually it doesn't hit Jess, but everyone thinks it does.
They say they all know where Carol is aiming now.

Carol then joins Dani and Dustin on the hammock.
Zach leaves.

The three of them talk about Dustins tan.
Then Dustin ribs Dick over his fall yesterday.
Dustin: "I was worried about your bones breaking. You know, those old, brittle, smokeriddled bones of yours."

All quiet except for one of the girls screaming out "Chaaaaarrrrrrllllieeeee!!"

JOe comes out with a bunch of towels and Dustin asks if Joe just picked up every towel or if he left any behind.
Joe says he left Dustins on the edge of his bed. "It was all folded up, so I thought you'd probably want to use it again."
Dustin says "Thank you."
Then Dustin says that after 30 washes towels start unravelling, so best to not wash them all the time.
They then start humming and we get FOTH....

They come back and BB says: "Please stop singing!"

The three of them talk about Jen and her "cluelessness".

4:26BBT
Dani and dick find a minute to talk in the round bed bedroom. they whisper and don't want to be caught talking.

Dani asks dick who he thinks is working with who and he says "kail, mike and jen" and dani replies "oh yeah, for sure. obviously." with a look on her face that like "duh" she asks what he would do with hoh and he says he would do something weird like put up kail and mike to break up that alliance or kail and jen.

Dani nods and agrees that kail is a big threat saying "she talks to me a little bit but i can't read her." dick says she is sooo guarded and is a dangerous player in the game. dani also says she doesn't trust eric at all and dick says just be nice to him he's a floater and isn't in any alliances. dani says she'll try.

dani tells dick that she knows if jen wins hoh, she'll nominate her because "jen hates her" (direct quote) and she thinks mike would too. she wants dick to feel out mike to see who he might be gunning for her.

dick says not to worry about amber, that amber would vote out dustin before dick because amber really trusts dick.

they intermittenly raise their voices talking about dani's brother (and dick's son) vincent and how his birthday is soon could they do something on the live show for him together. they are playing it up like they are fighting and like dick is just trying to do something for vincent but dani won't budge. it's all a cover.

dick and dani leave the room fake bickering about vincent.

Dustin said something like he was walking in on an uncomfortable situation.

Dick smooths it over by asking for his advice on how to smooth their relationship over "in real life."

Dustin says to sit down with her and talk. Dick says something about Nick getting in the way. Dustin said Nick would understand that Dick's her father.

In between this they discuss getting rid of someone (probably Jen) "sooner rather than later" because Dick does not want her in sequester.

8:09 pm
Feed 1 & 2 are on Dustin, Jess, Jen, Joe in hottub area
Dustin is the only one not in the hottub, he is just sitting on the side.
Joe is talkin with the two girls about hysterectomies

Feed 3 & 4 are on Nick, Dani, Kail, Zack, Carol, amber, and Dustin(who just came inside)
Dani and Kail are talking about the mysterious bruises that keep showing up on Dani.
Nick is talking about how fall is his favorite season and he doesn't like LA cause he likes having a winter too.
Dick just walked in and gave Amber a hug

8:11 pm
Carol is in the little bedroom talking to Jameka about voting. She says that she is not gonna campaign and that she just wants to let everyone know she wants to stay but she respects everyone's decision! She basically keeps saying she is ok with it either way, but keeps adding in every few sentences that she does want to stay
Apparently from conversations before she thinks she has a good chance of staying. Apparently earlier she approached Eric about voting!

8:20 pm

Jameka is telling Carol basically that she is not gonna vote for her. She said that two many ironies
Jameka: I was picked to be her partner (AMber's) in the veto
Carol: So if I would have picked you it would have been different
Jameka: yeah
Jameka: And whose veto did I find
Carol: Mine
Jameka: Yeah

Jameka is saying that she prayed about it and this is not to say she is voting Carol out. She said she is not campaigning against her she just feels like this is right and what God wants her to do. Carol is dissapointed but understands Jameka's stance!

8:31 pm
It sounds as though Dani and Jess are bonding and starting to form somewhat of an alliance. They are whispering so it is hard to hear but it sounds like they are talking about how Mike and Kail need to get out. Then they are talking about how they need to not throw HOH. Now they are talking bad about Jen. Then they switch back to talk about the alliance of 4 being too strong (I am almost positive they are talkin about the Mrs. Robinson Alliance
Jess: We need to worry about those 4 first cause they are too strong

FOTH

Comes back to Dani talking about Carol approaching her and
Dani: I told her I liked both of them
Dani: I feel good about our group though (??)

8:35 pm
Dani and Jess are still talking about the game
Jess: who do you think your dad would put up if he got it
Dani: Mike and Kail
Jess: Really? I thought he was close to Kail
Dani: yeah just to get on her good side, he totally sees their alliance
Jess: yeah
Dani: I mean we all hang out but if you walk in on them talking it is just dead silent

8: 50 pm

Kail and Carol are talking in the kitchen about Pageants. Kail participated in a married woman pageant. Carol competes as well

Jenn has now joined Jess and Dani in the LR talking about their periods and eating habits while they are on them. Eric then walks up and him and Jenn talk about going to the hottub
They hear BB people in the storage room and ask if they are getting alcohol. They then go in and BB has restocked the beer
Jen: Good job BB this is a lot of beer

8:55
Kail and Mike have went into the HOH and nick enters later
They are worried about how the votes are gonna turn out
Kail: is it Carol or Amber
Nick: I heard Amber
Nick: But Zack wants to keep Amber to have someone have his back
Nick: Evel said he would put you two up if he got it
Kail: WHO TOLD YOU THAT
Nick: Who do you thank, Dani
Kail: Why is he being so nice
Nick: Well I love Amber but I am down with whoever goes
Nick: so who do we kick out
Mike: If I get HOH Evel is going out cause I can't have a target on my back
Mike: I say we kick out Amber
Nick: I say Carol and Mike says Amber so do we go with Amber
Kail: Does anyone know about us
Mike: noway ( )

9:10
Kail and Jen talking in HOH
Jen: I found out that Amber and Nick had run into each other a couple times before the show and I think that is funny cause I kinda thought they had something

Other feeds are on Dani, Dustin, and Amber talking about the spy screen in the HOH room.
Dustin: It hasn't been on for a few days, trust me that is where I go to do my number 2's
Amber: Not me
Dustin: Well you will be doin it alot more when I win HOH this week

9:15 pm
Dustin and Jameka are in the bathroom talking about hair and Dustin says he used to manage a salon
Jameka: No way
Dustin: yeah we did facials, and everything! I was in charge of hiring, firing everything
Jameka: wow!

Zack Dani, Amber in the kitchen just chit chatting, not alot of talking going on, but Zack did hug amber and said "12 hours til the day of reckoning" to Amber

9:34 pm
Carol and Jess are talkin in the big bedroom, caught the tail end, but it sounded like they were talking about how votes would go and strategizing with each other, then Jameka entered and Jess started joking with her

Dick is talking with Kail in the backyard about his younger son and a little bit about Daniele, they are basically talking about family stuff!

9:47 pm
Carol talking to Jess and Jen
Carol: I think I have 6
Jen: well don't tell anyone cause that is how you piss people off
Carol: well I think it is gonna be 6 to 5
Jess: well I thought there were people I could trust at the end of the game but I am not so sure anymore
Carol: If I stay, which I need your help for, but if I stay then I will not put you up
Jess: I know, I trust you
Carol: I have told people that I will do stuff for them and I think I have my 6

Feeds two and three on an empty bathroom

Now feeds have switched to Kail mike Zack and Jen joking around in the kitchen

Back to Carol and Jess
Carol: has Dani been compaigning against me
Jess: no if she is I haven't heard it do you think she is
Carol: yeah, she says she likes me but intuition says she is
Carol: Me you mike and Zack, if we all had an alliance I think that we could control this game
Jess: yeah
Carol: what about joe
Jess: no
Carol: yeah he would stab us in the back

Kitchen crew still in there not really talking alot

back to Carol and Jess
Jess: so do you feel pretty confident
Carol: I do, but things have to go that way
Jess: I am gonna talk to zack tonight but I am not really sure, it is hard cause the only people I ever talk to are the people I hang out with everyday

9:52 pm
Carol and Jess still talking
Carol: i know you are a huge fan and have studied the show
Jess: yes I am but you watch it, you just have to assume at all times that everyone is lying
Carol: I am not sure I am goin home, but I am not sure I am stayin
Jess: I will try to talk to Zack tonight, but I only have tonight until 10 am tomorrow

Feed 3 and 4 have switched to Amber, Nick, Dani, and Dustin
Nick: my alliance lies with you ( to dani)
Amber: and me
Dustin: you are a sad sad puppy
Nick: Why cause I will attend to Dani's every need
Nick: I don't care about your BF he is out of the picture now just kiddin
Amber: no you are not
Nick: look at her she won't even look at me

9:56 pm
alliance meeting between Zack Amber and Mike in Kitchen
Zack: I know Dani is voting to keep Amber
Kail: Jen is voting to keep Carol
Zack: I know
Zack: did you tell Kail about our drinking game, everytime Jen says I we drink everytime she says you we can give a drink
Kail: haha, you guys will be trashed

Jameka is in the backyard playing teatherball with Amber and they are having alot of fun just jokin, Jameka is talking some trash!

10:13 pm
Nick and Dani are talking out on the hammock !! Nick is lying about his alliance (basically talkin like he doesn't know anything) but other than that he is being truthful to dani. Dani is talking about Carol approaching her for a vote and Dani is saying that she knows Amber is staying. Amber comes out and they continue their nasty talk about Carol. Nick is talking about what kind of deals Carol has made with people like she will keep people safe for the next two weeks
(wow Both Carol and Amber thank they have the votes so Thursday should be interesting)
Nick is ratting out Carol and Jess and saying he walked in on them whispering and he caught them. He thinks they are in an alliance.
Dani: I really really don't think so, I talk to her alot
Nick: I am just sayin you might wanna watch!

11:13

Jen, Carol and Zack have wierd facial green stuff on! they are talking about opening pores and great skin

Other feeds on Dick and Amber talking about teeth. Amber says she has such pretty teeth and right now they are messed up

11:22
Amber Mike and Dustin in the BY just chit chattin about random stuff
Mike is eating

Other feeds on Carol and Jen still talking about facial stuff and also talking about college and financial support from thier families

1:35
Dick, Amber, Eric and Zach. on the balcony Being absolute potty mouths.

Cam switches to Mike and Carol. In roundbed room.
Carol is firming up votes and Mike promises his vote. Carol admits that Eric is the only one she can't sense exactly who he's gonna vote for.
Carol isn't sure about Joe's vote and says that Jess better vote to keep her if she want to continue in the game at all.
Dani's been shady. Nick, Dani's got a leash around his neck.
Zach said he could get Nick to vote with you two. (Mike and Kail)
Dick she can't stand.
She's counting six.

She says thanks to Mike for his help and leaves the room.

Cam switch back to the balcony. Amber and Dustin are laughing at Dick's .... um ... d***. Dustin can't stop laughing as Dick scratches his genitalia through a hole in his jeans.
Amber is like "What? Is that thing?" And everyone cracks up.

1:45
Dustin's now pointing out a mark on Ambers neck that is from the tetherball.
Dick offers to lick off the stain.

Amber goes back to talking about how Dick's package is just so....there...bulging...hanging half-way down his leg.
(God why am I subjecting myself to this....)
Dick says Amber can't stop looking at it.
Ambers like yeah you're right. It's so in your face.
Amber: Do you wear underwear?
Dick: No.
Dustin: It takes some serious balls to just like stick it so far out there.

Carol breaks the phallocentric conversation by talking about herself. And dance. And about some knee damage she's suffered.

Dick says he loves the sconces. That everything in this house is cool. Him and Dustin discuss the mural.
Dustin figures out that the mural has a seam.

Dick decides he's gonna have a smoke and invites everyone to join.
Everyone but Carol leaves.

2:am
In the BY...Dick lights a smoke. Everyone else stops in the kitchen.
Eric, Amber, Carol and Dustin. Dustin grabs a snack and then goes off to bed.
Amber says she needs to take a shower then asks if what Eric is gonna do. He says he's getting tired and will probably go to bed soon.
Amber said she was getting tired as well.

Carol says she's wide awake.
Eric suggest she shaves her head, to work off some pent up energy.
She declines because "I got a compliment on my hair today. Joe said he thought I had extensions in."
Amber: "No. I thought that was Nick."
Carol: "Oh well whoever it was they said it in a way which made me think my hair was longer."

Dick comes in and Eric and Amber go outside. Eric says "So what did you want to talk about?"
Amber says that she's just getting sick of Carol. And her trying to be all buddy buddy with everyone when it's obviously false.
Eric admits that Carol said to him that she had 5 votes and wanted him to be the sixth.
Eric says he then went to each of the 5 she mentioned and retold her story to each of them.
It turns out each of them said 'Hey, she said the same thing to me and that you were one of the guaranteed votes.'

He says he told her that he would reconsider their position and his vote as the time came up to do so. That he didn't want to make any 'deals' 8 days before he's required to make his vote.
He says 'to hear that she's been going around and telling everyone'... that he's a firm vote. Is just wrong.
That he understands Ambers discomfort with Carols tactics, that "They're weak as s***." and that he's happy to make up his mind in favor of someone he's happy with, someone he gets along with.
Now Eric is prattling on about how everyone "should" be playing the game. According to him.
Eric says he's playing for the long term deal and he's disgusted that people are playing so heavily on the short term.
It's sad that the game has to be played by owing people favors, when it could just be a bunch of people who play the game honestly.

Once again, Amber looks like she would rather be cutting off her own leg at this moment. Eric has dominated the conversation and takes a once in a million chance and inserts some conversation. Oh. That was quick. Back to Eric's viewpoint on everything.
Basically, he's saying that his heart says "Keep Amber" but ultimately, as America's Player, he can't tell anyone where he's going to place his vote. I like you but I'm wishywashy.

2cams on Zach and Dick on the balcony playing chess. They ain't saying much at all...

2:15
In the BY Eric continues to talk about Carol and Ambers plight.
Carol comes out and Eric explains that he's having a conversation with Amber at the moment and if she wouldn't mind going back inside because he'd like to give Amber her chance.
She says she's bored and he suggests she goes back inside and bugs the guys upstairs.

Amber tries to impress upon Eric how much of a real person she is, how genuine she is, she's starting to cry.
She throws compliments at Eric like wildfire saying he's great and compassionate and that she's real and she feels he's real as well.
He says that at times when he's just through with the game, she is the first person he looks for.
But Eric hates to pull her away from the people that she's hanging out with at the time. (Namely Dustin)
She says that she also feels like they could and should hang out with each other more and for Eric to go ahead and interrupt (even though it wouldn't really be interrupting) her and Dustin and they can talk. Anytime. She then says that what he's saying to her is really nice and touches her heart and that it may sound like a big sob story but she really likes Eric that she has "defended" him. When others were saying they didn't really know him, she'd say he's a really great guy, friendly and funny.



2:30
Eric and Amber continue to talk outside.
While Dustin and Dick talk in the kitchen.
The guys talk about Dick's family life.
Which leads to talk of Dani and Dick's inability to vote for her. He wouldn't be able to do that.
Dustin understands completely and mentions it's not the same for him and Joe.

Dick's now worried about Nick. That Dani and him are getting close and that there's really nothing he can do about that either.
He also said Nick questioned the "coincidence" that the two of them are on this show.

Amber and Eric end their conversation with a hug...oop sorry, Eric isn't actually done talking.

Dick and Dustin seem to be working on a "six" alliance again. But replacing Carol with Amber.
Dick want's to concentrate his efforts on getting rid of Jen and Nick.

3:00
Amber and Eric hug again and this time they almost make it to the door before Eric starts talking again.

Dick talks about all of the other five and putting their plan into work soon, but they don't have to worry about it for a couple of weeks.

Dick and Eric meet outside.
Dustin and Amber talk about what Eric and Dick said seperately. They compare notes and make it seem like they've got this game in the bag.
Amber starts railing against Mike and Zach and Kail because of the fact that they are entertaining ideas, or fielding offers so early in the game.
The two of them look to be quite confident that Amber will be surviving the vote.
She then starts comparing notes with Dustin and informing him of things she said to Eric that he should know.

3:15
The two of them move into the kitchen and continue discussing what Eric said and what Dick is thinking and that trust between the two of them is paramount to helping them in the game. That every little detail needs to be discussed so they can always be on the same page.
Now they start talking about Dick's d*** again.
They come outside and tell Dick that they had a diary session dedicated to his d***.
Eric says "It made it's own audtion tape."
Dustin calls it the 15th HG.

They start talking about Jen and her habit of sleeping in the HOH.
Eric says she better not think she's gonna sleep in there if I win HOH.
Eric retells of the time that Jen walked into the bedroom he's in and complained about her sleeping conditions.
He kept telling her no.

Dustin wants to know where in the f*** she came from.
Now they all start ragging on everything Jen.
Her scantily clothed outfits, her nipples are to high, her need to flaunt her nether regions, etc.
Eric says she hails from the land of confusion.
Dustin still can't believe she's a real person.
Dick wonders how she got through life.
Dustin called her ignorant.

Dustin recalls her sitting down with a skirt on with her legs wide open and she says she wants to take an abclass with dustin but would have to change her clothes. Dustin says that she's worn much less before. She says but I'm wearing a thong, and promptly lifts her skirt and flashes her thong at Dustin.

3:30
They've made a drinking game from Jen.
Mike and Nick took a drink of water every time she said I.
Dustin had to drink everytime she said you.
Dustin was laughing because the guys had to drink tons of water, like 8 glasses.
They're laughing at her.

Amber goes inside.

The guys continue talking about Jen and how she's being caught in lies.
Amber comes back.
They all agree that the next HOH will decide how the rest of the game will be played.
They all admit to wanting to play fullforce for the next HOH.
They agree that if Mike or Jen wins then she's not getting nominated.

Jen is the topic.
Eric says he wants to see her go but he wouldn't want to be the pawn, sitting next to her.
Amber says she's willing to be a pawn against Jen. Dustin says he'd be a pawn too.
Amber then see's Kail as being very dangerous.
Eric says they should put those two up against each other.

Finally, all of the Jen talk ceases and they move on to Jess.
How Jess thanks the sun for making her so pretty.

Dustin calls it a night.
Eric says he has about 10 more minutes in him.
Amber is noshing on tortilla chips.

Talk returns to Jen.
How she's so unpredictable.
Then they talk about Kail how she's a deadly final2 choice.
Eric: "If I were up against Kail, even I'd vote for her."

Eric notes that Mike hasn't uttered a single sentence about the game.
Dick: "To you."
Amber and Eric agree. but then think about what kind of strategic talks Jen and Mike must have.
They start laughing.
Eric's talking about the wrestling match last night between him and Jen.
And that Zach challenge him to another wrestling match solely because Eric decided to wrestle a girl.
The wrestling match turned out to be fairly even, or moreso Eric held his own. Which angered Zach even more.
He then turned on Jameka for her commentary.
Dick says something about him getting mad over playing golf the other day.

Eric says that Jen's a88crack starts halfway up her back, that she probably had her a**crack surgically moved up.

Talk turns to tampons and the period cycle of the ladies in the house.
Amber says hers lasted for 2 days and that some of the ladies are heavy bleeders.

3:45
Phew...talk turns again to the HOH comp.
Who they definitely don't want to win...Mike, Jen and Jameka.
Eric says it would be funny if whoever won the HOH put up the two favorites. (? Even he backtracks after saying it.)

Amber has a sinking feeling that Jen is going to win HOH.

Amber says that Jen talks out her ass, Eric tells of all the times he's said nasty things.

Amber retells a story about when Jen came out and says I just wanted to tell you (to Nick with a few other present) that I'm pregnant and it's your baby.
Nick was like WHA?. She goes on to say, yes, it happened when we met up with each other 4 months ago.
Nick asks what she is even talking about. Jen then says it's not Jessy's because she always waits 3 months to get into bed with a guy.
Nick just rolls his eyes and leaves.
They end their night with more talk of how bizarre Jen is.
Eric goes in, goes to the bathroom and then goes to bed.

Dick and Amber stay up and talk outside.

Meanwhile, in the roundbed room, Mike sleeps with his arms pulled up to his chest, on his back with his knees in the air. Same position as last night. Complete with snoring.
And someone wearing a hoodie sleeps and snores in another camera.

Back outside...Amber and Dick talk about stuff.
Dick wants Mike to go before Kail. He really feels a connection to Kail but it mostly through watching his influence over some of her actions.
Dick says he wants Zach gone about midgame.
Then laughs about talking about strategies so far down the road.

4:am
Dick starts talking about the changes BB made, like showing the diaryroom sessions to the jury and the lack of coverage for the POV winner if they decide to use it, putting themselves in danger....FOTH...

Back and Dicks talking about how Amber should handle her HOH (If she wins)
He gets all the way trhough all the intricasies of putting up Jen nad Kail, taking Kail off and putting up Mike, talking to Kail from the start that they'll need to play it smart with her as she'll be staying, etc.

Amber agrees and then burps.
Dick laughs and then says all she needs to do now is fart.
**BBbrrrrrrippppp**
Dick: "Oh my god, on command! A burp and a big, man fart."
They both laugh at Ambers ability to oderize at will.

Talk then turns back to Jen.
Dick hates her Tees, specially the one "To pretty to work".
Dick then talks about Dani's boyfriend. He doesn't seem to be to interested in being nice about him at all.

They talk about the goodbye messages and then about the need to keep the "alliance of 3" (Dick, Amber, Dustin) secret.