ALL HG's still sleeping
7:30 AM
Still sleeping BBT One of the tiny bed HG's is laying next to their bed on the floor, all stretched out
8:52 AM
kail is up. Going downstairs sitting at the kitchen table putting on her shoes, and making the coffee.
9:04 AM
Jen is now up and in the kitchen with Kail, not really talking about anything important. Soda makes Jen's eyes water (umm ok) (Man, Jen and Kail are BORING this morning, talking about how great the coffee maker is) Jen is making fun of the sexual sounds Jameka makes when she works out. She thinks Dani needs to work out to build muscle.
Kail - "If it's a food challenge then we need to eat now" (incase they are put on slop)
Jen - "I know noone believes me but I wouldn't mind being on slop I think if i weren't able to eat all this food, that would be wonderful".
FOTH
9:51 AM
Kail, Jen, and Mike are at the round table discussing the previous week's schedule and on what days they did things. They think today will be the food competition
10:24 AM
Kail decides to get back in bed in the HoH room. Jen tags along (does Kail actually like her?!)-
Dustin and Carol are now also both up.
10:45 AM
Jen and Kail discussing makeup in the HoH room. Mike and Dustin are in the kitchen, talking about ketchup and mustard.
10:50
Actually, it appears that Zach and Mike are making "cheerleading t-shirts" out of condiments. I'm not sure what they're for yet because we just got FoTH
10:55
Back. Carol is talking about all the cheers she has with the Jayhawks, and now she is doing them for Kail and Zach. (is this all she has to talk about?)
OK at this point we get to see Eric compete his first America's Player competition! Apparently America wanted him to tell a Tragic story of his past to Kail..hehehe Thank you to Matterbug for being so in-depth on the conversation!
11:07-
Eric has moved up to the HoH room and is talking to Kail about a problem he is having.
Like I couldn't reach her in any which way. I couldn't talk to her, she wouldn't listen, she thought I was like harrassing her. And is there even like a thing like harrasing someone you really love and care about? You're trying to get that person out a tailspin and they won't listen. We haven't kept in touch and we rarely talked. Three years later I was under the impression that she wasn't really doing any better and she wasn't good. But seeing this girl carrying on like this like she was, but she looked horrible. She was a pretty girl, but she looked terrible, and umm I just think like, you know, nobody else particularly cared, and every time I went to make a shake and make a horrible slop item she didn't care or whatever, not that she didn't care about my personal past, but you think people would have a common courtesy. I was trying to think, why did this upset me? I could give two sh***s if Danielle ever talked to me in my life, but it was still eating away at me even after I vented about it. But I was like who cares, I have a thick skin. And I was thinking about it, but it's not something I try to think about every day and it was repressed, it happened 12 years ago. And I was thinking about it, and oh, that's probably what it is. If it was like her being a b**** about passing the sunscreen, I wouldn't care. Like at beginning I thought she was suprisngly sweet and stuff, but after slop she was like a shell of herself and more b****y. And with her, she was the love of my life, but by the time it was all over, you couldn't even have a conversation with her.
Kail- "But did you tell Danielle about that? About what happened in your past?

Eric- "I don't think she even really cares. I think she thinks I was trying to shine a spotlight on her and trying to make her melt down or something like that. I don't know if it's even worth saying to her, cause she'll just go run to her cronies and talk about it. If I felt like she could just sit down and talk to her about it like this, I would. But if she made light of it, I would flip, I would f****** flip. I don't even know if that girl is okay now, and I like went to visit her once, and she basically didn't get out of bed, she kept the lights off. Such a shell of herself, wasn't happy at all to see me. But every single day, you have no clue did she ultimately go to get help. I tried to allow her to get help, I even left her with the money to go. Can you even imagine breaking up with a girlfriend of two years and leaving a letter with get better and call one of these places with a check? And here it is, I have a f**** spoiler little b**** in this house who is taking light of it. Someone told her last night that you are pissing Eric off, and that she better watch it because if one of his friends wins HoH you are going to be put up. So she sat next to me and tried to reendear herself to me and talked crap about every single person in this house. It doesn't matter if they were her friends or her enemies. I didn't engage in it, and I'm telling myself, I feel like an idiot, cause obviously I don't care what happens with this girl. But I understand why this really hit a nerve with me, and you're the only one who I actually told the story to, and let me vent about it. But here was someone I went out of my way to look out for, and I wasn't doing it in an overdemanding or bossy way. If someone did that to me, I would tell them to f*** off. But that's not what I did to this girl, without even making it obvious, I told her this is going to affect you the most. Like all week she talks about the food, the food, the food, and she doesn't eat lunch. I didn't think I would be the softie of this house, but even after she bites my head off, I still say you want anything for lunch? She says no, I'll just save it for dinner. So at dinner she's serving herself first and being a jerk off. I was whispering and joking about it, and she flips out about it. It's like, she's too oblivious, and it's killing me. It just reminded me of the fact that this girl I really cared about had this same f**** attitude about it, and I guess this is the thing with eathing disorders, and I'm not saying Danielle has an eating disorder, but they just don't see it at all. She looked so much prettier, and you don't ever see it, you know? And then you spend years and years, and a realtionship ends with actually throwing food at you. And even at the time, I couldn't help but laugh, but uumm.. I think that's what it really boiled down to. I have this Grade A traumatic experience in the past and I had this really great relationship but it ate away until the end and she ending it by throwing food at it, and as a goodbye present I leave her a check.

Kail- "Did she ever go get help?"
Eric- "She really never let me knew. Maybe if she loses the one good thing she has, the thing she's taking for granted, maybe she'll hit rock bottom and realize it. The one person who really cared and helped me can't take it any more, and I just thought maybe a week, two weeks, six months later it would just register and she would be in the situation- I always expected a phone call, to say I'm sorry, I was such a b****. But she didn't. I don't get to reap the rewards in any such way. But, you know what, I don't care if she called me six months later, I deserve one thank you, one acknowledgement of you virtually saved my life and I really owe where I am to you. And I'm sorry other people get to enjoy me as I am today, because you got to enjoy the work in progess me, and you took it in and listened and smiled. And... you know, one simple five minute phone call. (Now on Danielle). And I offer to get this girl a f***** protien shake because she's withering away, and I'm really scared for her, and she's going to get up to go the bathroom and she's going to collape or something. Even if she didn't want to drink it, she could have done something else instead. And it wasn't cause Danielle was a b**** to me, cause plenty of other people in the house are all the time. And you know, this is what's getting to me, and I'm like no way, it's clearly a repressed, traumatic situation from my past. And in my daily life, it doesn't come out like this, cause I don't see anyone with bones sticking out. I could see it on myself, but she's 50 pounds less and eats even less. And I guess I just realized this is why this bothered me, and I was thinking about the other girl, and was more irked at Danielle than I should have been. And I don't think she would even believe this story if I told her, and I don't know if it's even worth my time or worth my while to tell her. I haven't even thought about this girl in years, and

At this point Dick rings the doorbell and asks if they want waffles. They say sure and end the conversation. Eric goes downstairs, Kail goes to the bathroom.
(I would like to say here that I couldn't agree more with our updaters that Eric can talk, and talk, and talk, and talk, it should be interesting to see how they edit that huge story down for television!)
12:15 PM

Close up on one of the t-shirts that was made earlier. It says "Magnus". The other one says "Diagnus" or something like that. (this is referring to nicknamse some of the guys have like Nick is Nagnus, Mike is Magnus, Dustin is Diagnus and Zack is Zagnus, I think) Nick is making one now too
FoTH image keeps going on and off different cameras, but the audio is still on.
12:20 PM
Eric says they are going on a field trip to the zoo (in the backyard).
Eric- "There are mainly bats and spiders."
Danielle- "Also a giraffe."
Eric- "Yes, a giraffe and also an elk. You have to go the animal that you most connect with and give us a report on it. Jen, you have the option of going on the field trip or standing in the backyard by the hot tub in your bikini and being one of the attractions." (LOL)
12:38 PM
Mike and Jessica laying out on the double lounge chair talking about their parents and where they work. Chit chat stuff nothing much. Carols father works at a company in Canada that bought out Boeing. He is the head of the IT dept. Her mother works for an interior designer. She lived in Germany for a while.
12:45 PM
Zack, Dick, and Amber at the dining room table. Zack was doing Bullwinkle and Rocky impersonations, Amber says he is go good, she can only do Pee Wee Herman (and does).
12:50 PM
Zack and Dick go up to play chess. Nick and Dustin are doing excercise and stretches in the HoH hallway (that place is getting a lot of use this season).
1:37
Dick, Mike, and Zack are playing with the golf set in the BY
Four cams on Joe, Amber and Nick on outside sofas. Nick talking about some show? Switching dates... lap dances... monitor... he and the girl who 'clicked' won a trip to Barbados... who's like Joe, only his friend is straight. Nick was also in YM Magazine. Joe loved that magazine. Joe has no claim to fame... except he knows a few recording artists.
3:57 pm
All four feeds are on Jess and Eric in the backyard! They are joking around about Jess liking little 5'7 jewish guys. Talk then turns to Carol
Jess: I thank it is funny she is trying to tell people that I am gonna keep her (talkin about Carol) Eric: well it is pretty week if that is the best she has up her sleeve
Jess: I think it would be interesting to see what Dick would do if he won HOH!
Eric: He would be fun
Jess: Yeah I wonder what his room would look like
Eric: He is a funny guy
Jess: I know
Jess: I know alot of people wanted her (talkin about Jen) to go this week, do you think she will go next week
Eric: Inaudible
Conversation is jumping around
Eric: You should be a little afraid with that little group of people who think they are in charge and have the popularity behind them(not sure who he is talking about but I would assume he is talking about Kail, Mike, Nick, and Zack) Just be careful not to be in a situation where a group of people might try to flip the switch on!
4:15 pm
Feeds switched too Zack and Dustin talkin about Joe
Zack: He has his hand in all these cookie jars
Dustin: I think everyone will have this intuition about him and he has spread himself thin
Zack: I think he is going to put you and Jen up and if he does that you will leave! SHe is gone anyway and you are a better game player.
Dustin: Oh S***
Dustin: So he is campaigning for everyone to throw HOH
Zack: He said it last night, if I win I am gonna put up bam and bam
Zack: FYI I just thought I would let you know that your buddy is not your buddy! I just wanted to let you know this about you and your "partner"
Zack: Again I just think if you and Jen go up you go and that just gives you something to think about!
Zack: Keep your eyes peeled, He has lied straight to my face, He said something and I heard it then he said something to me and it was completely different.
Dustin: I know Eric can't trust him and wants him out
Zack: I think Joe is very opinionated and uses his story and charisma to cover up!
Zack: I think if he went up and it was well thought out then Joe would go home!
Zack: Just thought I would let you know but I gotta go take a (well you get the picture)
Eric applied for BB2 and Jessica applied for The Real World but she said she wasn't crazy enough, she wouldn't get naked on her application video (good girl Jess)
5 pm
BB Voice: Jessica please go to the diary room
all four feeds are on Dani, Amber, and Kail talking about dogs. Amber talking about sharing custody of a yorkie with her daughters father.
Dani says she is the type of person who will just be walking down the road and animals will run up to her (kinda like Snow White) Now the feeds switch to Mike and Jen sitting in hammock. They are talking about laundry Jen:I just don't do laundry cause I can walk around in my bikini all day
5:30 pm
Daniele and Nick are in the little bedroom, Nick keeps yelling to Amber who is in the Big Bedroom with Kail. Nick is joking Daniele tells him to ask Amber who has the nicest feet, he does it and Amber yells back "Zack" Then Dani has him yell that Zack said she could wear his necklace and Amber says "awww how sweet"
She then realizes Dani is having Nick say this and they laugh!
Nick: Is it hard at night that you want to cuddle with me and can't
Danielle: Shut-up
Nick: No this is a legit question, this is 2 legit to quit like MC Hammer. I know you couldn't have Zack and so you choose me but that is ok I can be number 2.
Daniele: Shut-up
Alot of flirting going on (Kinda a wierd conversation after what seemed to go down last night) Nick is making alot of gay jokes about being in a kissing contest and how he and Joe would win
5:30 PM
Dani and Nick in the tiny room.
Nick - Daniele don't run away from your feelings (he's kidding, I think )
Dani - shut up, shut up. I hope we have a competition tomorrow
Nick - it's going to be a kissing competiton
Dani - shut up N
ick - put your hand out (he want's to hand her something)
Dani - No! (she finally does put her hand out)
Nick - (he hands her a key) that my lady is the key to my heart
Dani - no comment, i'm speechless (she is kinda laughing)
Nick- it's kinda big deal I can see why your speechless
Dani - I will be like I vote to evict Nick on Thursday
Nick - that's good cuz the longer i'm in here the more your going to fall in love with me Dani just smiles
Nick - When u hear the name nick what pops in your head?
Dani - horrible, horrible thoughts, anger, eviction, today's truth day by the way
Nick - I know
5:37 pm
Dustin is now rehashing the conversation he had with Zack earlier about Joe. Amber is talking him down and telling him he won't leave the house!
Dustin: Why do I always freakout. I am worse than Eric, seriously I am sad
Amber: He will put you up if he wins just to keep his word
Then we get a hug and inaudible convo
Amber: people love me and people love you and people love us! (The Dustin and AMber show ends)
Feeds switch to Eric and Joe in Kitchen talking aout sunburn (Is joe in his underwear )
6 pm
All four feeds on nick and Amber in the BY. Nick is sitting in the teacup and Amber is laying on the ground next to it. Zack and Dick are playing chess and Zack is doing Dumb and Dumber quotes (quite poorly in my opinoin) Now Amber and Nick are talking about Zoolander and "The center for children who can read good and want to do other stuff) General movie talk about Van Wilder, Zoolander and Dick says "Ben Stiller is funny but I heard he was an A******! Nick brought up that he has a top 5 "if he was gay" list! (See I am tellin you, we are gonna find some stuff out lol) Dick and Zack start givin him major heck and really hecklin him alot!! He keeps trying to back peddle and Nick gets up and leaves. Dick was really giving him alot of crap!!
6:06 pm
Nick now goes back to flirt with Daniele (and make himself feel good after the hecklin from Dick and Zack) and on his way he walks by Joe who purposely drops his towel without his underwear pulled up and says "Hey Nick" (Ok so I would like to know who the cameraperson is right now, First Joe in the shower, then him trying to show off to Nick, sheesh!!!)
6:09 pm
Just thought everyone might want to know Nicks top five "if(and a really big if) he was gay list" is Matthew McConehay (sp), Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, Brad Pitt, and he couldn't think of number 5. Now he is back to talking to Daniele and Joking around alot! They flirt non-stop!
6:28 pm
Almost everyone is in the kitchen! Eric is cooking. Jess and Dani are talking about a bikini contest that will be taking place on Wednesday (I will be here updating for that ) Then Zack talks about "The world's strongest man contest" that is going to take place on Tuesday or Wednesday! Feeds then all switch to BY where Amber and Dustin are chatting about nothing in particular and Nick Dick and Zack are trying to figure out the best move in chess...now we get complete silence and then Dustin talking to Zack who is chomping away on an apple
6:43 pm
Feeds still on Nick and Amber in the BY talking about crying. Nick says he never crys, except at sad movies...didn't cry when he broke up with his ex, didn't cry when his grandma died , but cried during legends of the fall and big fish!
7 pm
Dinner time!
All feeds on the houseguests getting ready for dinner! Not sure what they are having but I do see salad dressing!
Feed 4 is on Jen in the gym who is not eating with everyone!
Dick: I think the cook should give a special word today
Jameka: there was three of us
Dick: Oh well all of you give a special word
Jameka: I enjoy everyone in the house, I like being in the house even though it is still sureal, and I enjoyed cooking the meal! Here here (Not exact words, feeds were acting funky)
Everyone: hear hear!
Jess: I have had a good time getting to know everyone, I know I was quite at first but I am really excited to get to know everyone for the rest of the summer
Eric: I am jewish
Now we go to Joe talking more about himself and random chit chat around the dinner table Note: I think the camera operator has a crush on Nick, they have been following him around everywhere he goes today!
7:21 pm
Dinner is coming to a close! Jen is still excercising in the gym ( I think she might be trying to excercise herself to death!! ) Dick is going out to have a smoke and the rest of the houseguests are walkin around the kitchen and sitting at the table...general chit chat, nothing interesting!
7:50 pm
Jen just 99 minutes on the elyptical machine and then did like a whole lot of time on the treadmill!! (Everyone is worried about her and she is really goin crazy!!) She started side stepping and running backwards on the treadmill and tellin everyone she is gonna go until she passes out!! eesshhh!!
8:33 Pm
Dick, Eric, Dustin in the hottub, Joe of course is now joining in. Dick was saying he loves the smell of pasta sauce cooking all day, and talking (jokingingly) about his mama chasing him with a knife.. kinda funny..
Joe~ you know she's in there again..
Eric~ well it is a room full of mirrors..
Dustin~ you know she told me to come get her to do abs..
Eric~ just don't go get her ( I am assuming they are talking about Jen)
Joe brings up about Amy, and that she was self centered of the group in BB3, ( HOW can he compare Amy to Jen??) Now they are talking abtou how AMy got married and travels around the world.. then talk moves to that Dick has met Marcellus, and we get FOTH.. Dustin has left the hot tub ( knew it wouldn't be long with Joe in there)
Eric is talking about knowing someone who is doing Debbie does Dallas on broadway(wha???)
Daniele and Nick were jokingly discussing kids names.. Eric, and Dick did a cannon balls into the pool Kail is in the HOH room, alone.. Daniele went onto the SR to get a bandaid I beleive ( maybe she snipped her finger whiel trimming split ends.. Jen is running backwards on the treadmill, now she is sideways...no frontways..
8:41 pm
OMG.. ROFLMA.. I HOPE someone got a screen cap of this.. Eric was doing a cannon ball, and the camera was RIGHT on him, and he went running towards the pool, and right as he got ready to jump, he slipped all over the place and slip into the pool, he's fine, not hurt, but it was classic.. now he is going for another one but is a litlte nervous to run.
Jen has now went ot the eliptical machine, and Kail is on teh treadmil.. I think she is worried Jen will collapse.
8:58 BBT
looks like the cannon ball com is over, they are back by the hot tub, and Jessica is on there too ( I am keeping it on quadcam so I can keep my eye on the Jen thing
9 PM
Dustin and Mike are weight lifiting in the BY.. Jen still going at it on the eliptical. she is going backwards on the eliptical now
9:18
JEN IS DONE WORKING OUT
she is in the kitchen, she did 20 miles.. she is drinking some water.
9:22
Jen went outside and doused herself with the shower, and is now getting into the pool looking RIGHT at the camera
Joe and Dustin are making funny noises..
the camera man keeps panning up and down Jens body..
Eric is non stop talking, once again.. I tend to zone him out.
9:30
Carol was trying to teach Dustin a tap dance routine..
Joe, Dick, and Jessica want some playing cards..
Jen is now in the yard doing her ab work out..
we keep gettign FOTH because Jameka keeps singing.
Dick, Joe, Eric, Jess in hot tub talking about last year with the wakeup calls every 15 minutes
Eric: Once they realized it was gonna happen every 15 mins, why didn't they just get up and go outside
Carol teaching Dustin some cheerleading moves in the Kitchen!
Note: Shotoo must be getting the *nudity* which was advertised! Jen in her teenie weenie bikini has her crack hangin out the back and shotoo just zoomed in on it hardcore! I also noticed that Shotoo is basically feed 1 and it is ahead of the actual "live feeds" on the internet by about a good 30 seconds!
Amber, Jameka, and carol complaing about now being able to sing, that they get little snippits in the mornign with their wake up call, and it gets stuck in their heads.. and then they (BB) tell them not to sing..
Eric is saying it boring in the hosue until 9 PM, then it gets crazy. ( for the shotoo feeds..)
FOTH on feeds
Shotoo has the hottub folks and Eric talking about how the producers control the hottub, he thinks they watch and when the houseguests hit the button to turn it on then the producers hit the button! Apparently it turned on by itself last night
Jessica jsut did a cannon ball.. Jen is still doing her ab work out Dick tried.. but splashed straight on his back..
Dick and Jess doing Cannonballs on feed 1 & 2. Jess did a cannonball and came up with an "Ouch". (she is really turning out to be really funny! Not annoying in my opinion just really funny)
Dustin and Amber flirting, err, I mean rubbing all over each other in the kitchen along with Nick Dani and Jameka, just random conversation and lot's of singing...grrr
Dustin is singing.. so we will get FOTH soon.. AYup..
Amber is sittign in Dustins lap at the kitchen table..
9:45
Nick is brushing his teeth on the feeds and gets a "Nick please reattach your mike"
Eric, Dick, and Jess still doing Cannonballs on the first two feeds..just general discussion about cannonballs
Nick and Zack were strategizing in the bathroom but we caught the tail end of it and Dustin came in. Zack told Nick we will talk later
Kail saying to Nick (i think) Amber has to leave this week! (when did this happen?) or we will never get rid of her
Jen is still excercising out in the BY now doing some sort of leg bends...everyonen is ignoring her now (I think she is doing all this excercise to get attention) but everyone is just having fun and ignoring her!!
Carol is wondering around in the former gold room. Joe is in there talking to her about a shirt Carol's boyfriend got her
Joe: Oh my god you should hump it
Carol:(laughing) I am not gonna hump it
Dani walks in and they start talking about the round bed bedroom!
Oh and apparently Jen gets the hot tub jet up her butt quite a bit!! hmmmm
10:pm
Jameka, Amber, Carol, Joe, Nick gettin ready for story time
Joe lays on Nick and then oh wait, no story time feed!! aahhhhh
Now we go to bathroom cleaning with Amber and Zack
Mike and Zack whispering in the bathroom. Apparently Kail wants them to flip the vote and get Amber out. Zack told Nick earlier and Nick apparently was not really for it! Not sure what the reasoning is behind this. Dani walks in before Mike and Zack can finish talking...Apparently story time hasn't started so there is still hope we will get to hear it!
10:15
Jessica and Jen are taking a shower together on the HOH (dressed) (WTF?)
Now (For some stinking reason) we have feeds in the Bathroom on Dick taking a shower! (No story time feeds ) and feeds in the upstairs Hoh on jen and and Jess taking a shower in the HoH shower.....*sigh*
Mike and Zack talking about votes in the future and what they should do about voting out Amber. Mike said he would talk with Kail and calm her down.
Zack: She gets really easily paronoid ( apparently she thinks Amber will come after her and wants her boys to vote Amber out)
Feeds keep switching back and forth to showers and HOH showers...Eric and Dick are in the shower together joking about how the curtain is the only thing seperating a gay porn for Shotoo!! I think there is hope for storytime cause they are waiting on Jess who is up in the HOH shower with Jen (They are wearing their bathing suits though). (I think this might be some showers for Shotoo, maybe instructed, maybe not)
10:30
Story time with Joe
Joe: As you sit back in your bed, just sit back and picture what I am about to tell you! For we don't have TV in the BB house! If you are able to escape to the theater of your mind then you will truly be relaxed!
(AHHHH FOTH)
10:50 pm
All four feeds on dick, by himself, doing absolutely nothing..He is wondering around while THE ENTIRE group is in the small bedroom having storytime..Even the Shotoo feed is on dick not even talking(I hope Shotoo gets really ticked about this one) Dick is just talking to himself and burping a whole lot!!!!
11:01 pm
Ok so apparently BB won't show the stories..even on Shotoo they went to a bunch of tv monitors and know dick says that BB said they couldn't talk about story time! This is the first time I have seen the feeds on Shotoo go to a screen with Producers and operators in it and it say BB will be right back...No more story time!
11:09 pm
Joe is now talking about how great of a story teller he is...saying how he draws everyone in with his eyes, and how well he sets the mood (it is all true but I don't like that much cockiness)
Joe is no complaining saying his stories are not copywritten
Amber is laying the small bedroom by herself and Nick walks in but still no talking
Eric can't get over the fact that he was exposed on Shotoo(which I didn't see so that is news to me) Apparently dick kept opening the door while Eric was in the shower and then dick flashed his goods
Lots of talk and making fun of this situation in the kitchen
12:am
Joe Amber Nick, Dani in smallbed room....
Amber says Joe's breath stinks but clarifies that it smells like alcohol, which reminds her of her boyfriend.
Joe: "That is until you reach down my pants and realize I'm missing 7 inches."
Jameka comes in and tries to rally them to come outside.
Joe says dinners are awkward. He doesn't understand why.
Joe lays on Nick. Nick asks BB if its okay.
Joe gets up and sits on the edge of the bed, then fiddles with a veto symbol with a lock on it.
He tries to pry it open and suggests he might be able to read something.
The rest of them say BB would know if he did.
He puts it down.
Amber suggests they talk again about ShannonElizabeth.
Quiet night...(Did I miss something?)
12:15
Joe: I used to have a straight friend and I said If I get 30 seconds to get your d*** hard, then I get to continue playing with it.
Nick: What does he get if he doesn't.
Joe: He'll get to drag me behind a truck, for being the f*****t I am.
Nick: Wasn't that...
Joe: MathewShepard, yeah.
Amber talks about getting her BF excited.
Nick admits that Amber is the first girl he's ever met that talks like she does.
Now they discuss someone's massive stash of shoes.
It gets quiet and Joe lays on Nick again. This time squeezing his thighs and causing a bit of movement.
Joe says he's had lot's of D888s in his mouth and by the end of summer..."hopefully seven more. Because I can suck my own."
Joe disgusts the whole room with his dirtysex talk and leaves. Amber follows.
Camera switch to kitchen...11 HG's are talking, random subjects.
Dustin washing dishes.
Dick says when people ask him if he's married he says "No. I'm happy!"
jameka and Jen discuss exes, and the drama involved in bad relationships.
Jen says she's been cheated on by her BF with her BFF, in the living room, while she was sleeping in the bedroom.
Jameka recalls her BF being a multiple cheater.
jameka says the last straw was...someone calls her BF, and it's the girl he cheated with, saying she loves the ring she got and jamekas like unhuh. No way no more.
12:30
Conversation switchs to Joe and Carol talking about growing. growth and how some things wait until puberty to "bloom" while others don't ever grow.
Joe says he has known women who have extra nipples.
Carol says she doen't even have breasts so she won't have to worry about that.
Jen says she asked for some scissors so she can cut her hair tomorrow.
Talk turns to the food comp.
Jess throwing Eric off a chair
jen talking about being a jensa member.
Joe then pipes up about being the funniest.
Jen: What?
Joe: Well, everybodys funny.
Cam follows Kail up the stairs and towards HOH. She says "goodnight."
Cam goes back down to the kitchen where Joe, Jess, Jen, Carol, Eric and Jameka all talk about the food comp.
And a celebrity spelling game. Jess spells out BARKER and Jameka yells "Bob. Bob Barker."
Cam switch to smallbed room with Dustin whispering to Amber.
Dick enters and complains about Amber being in bed all day.
Amber says Dustin was just stroking her hair to get her to sleep.
Joe comes in and complains about BB leaving their schedule open for the next 3 days.
JOe and Dustin are talking about having a "talk"? (I'm wondernig if it has anything to do with that...I guess I'll find out. Dustin says lets go...and off they go.
12:45
Dustin and Joe go outside.
They meet in the hammock.
Dustin long day of sun exhaustion.
Joe, I'm done caring.
I'm tired of thinking about it.
The meeting Dustin revisiting discussion of the other day...
Dustin: um...
Joe starts with don't be mad at me for starting the Jen thing.
Dustin says he's not mad.
Joe say oh.
Dustin says That's what I hate.
Joe says the things he's doing will benefit both of them.
Joe says that he's doing what he's doing to be rewarded and not chastised.
Joe talks about just saying something small, no one even cared or talked to him about it so it shouldn't be a big deal.
Dustin thinks theres a level of respect moving on beyond the past conversation and feels that it hasn't been given back.
Joe says he feels the same way.
joe says he's tried very hard to be respectful and not talk about their past.
But in doing so, Dustin hasn't given him the respect in return.
The two of them battle back and forth calling each other disrespectful.
Joe calls dustin not open to relationships because he has to be perfect in the relationship, when that's impossible because nothing is ever perfect and if he keeps that as his credo, he'll never be in a happy relationship.
Joe feels like Dustin's been trying to get his ducks in a row in the house so he can be ready to have this talk.
Dustin says he HAS been giving him respect, by not really talking to him or staying out of the drama he starts.
Joe says life for youis not a game, but while in this house, it's a game.
He can either trust in the fact that Joe trusts him and knows him inside and out.
Or....
Joe gave him respect ever since Dustin confronted him originally about the previous outing of embarrassing details.
Joe has been trying to treat Dustin exactly the same as everyone else because he does tease others and he should expect to be teased about his hobbit feet or his manscaping. It's something he'd tease ANYONE about.
Joe says if you aren't emotionally ready then walk out the door.
Dustin has laughed and sighed. He admits when looking at Joe he remembers all the horrible things.
Joe talks his way out of it by saying he tells people things and they are left to make their own decisions. So it's not his fault if Dustins friends left his side.
Dustin admits to looking at Joe recently like he's a whole new person. He's trying very hard. He's ....FOTH. (awww...)
1:09
Foth off and cams are all on the kitchen HG's.
Dick, Jameka, Jen, Jess and Eric.
Talking about being woken up with music. Jess hopes it'll be country and starts signing, I'm a little but country...."
FOTH
Now they're talking about being called into the DR tonight.
Dani tells them of the time when BB woke her up so she could go to the DR, where she had to answer one question, and then she could go.
Eric uses a long ribbon as a jump rope.
Dick trys to talk Eric into going outside.
Eric says he doesn't want to bother them during their talk.
Dick says "We should just go out their and kiss em."
Jess comes back from the DR and Eric says, while you were gone someone got in trouble.
Jess: "For what?"
Eric: "For talking about it."
Jen: "Yeah, Eric was talking about the DR sessions. 'Eric please don't talk about that.'"
FOTH
1:15
We're back but now in the BigBed room. Nick is trying to talk Dani into coming over to the bed next to him.
She calls him a butthead.
Dani sits up, drinks some water....while Nick moves his hand across the open bed next to him.
He lays back down and picks up something and throws a small object.
Zach feels it and throws it away. Asks Dani what she's doing.
Dani admits to being unable to sleep.
And asks Zach whats wrong with him.
Zach sighs and lays back down in his bed.
Dani gets up and leaves, Nick pops his head up to watch.
Dani has gone into the BigBed room to talk to Amber.
Saying she can't sleep.
You can hear the other HG's in the kitchen.
Amber complains about not having a door on the room.
Dani can't believe it and tries anyway.
Nope. The doors don't close.
Now they talk about the noise the cameras make complaining it scares them often times.
Amber complains about Joe coming in earlier when Dustin was rubbing her hair and totally wakes her up.
Dani says the BigBed room sucks and leaves.
She walks through to the kitchen and complains about BB waking her up to everyone at the table.
Dick, Eric, Jameka, Mike and Jess.
Eric talking about Dick saying he smelled good after he took his shower earlier today.
They ask Mike how tall his dad is. (6'1")
Dick is 6'0". Now the guys talk about their physicals. Eric says took four tubes of blood from him.
Mike got the hernia test.
Eric says he stripped to his boxers and took a hand, placed it on his spine and then slammed his other hand into it.
1:30
Dick says the only thing boxers are good for is wedging in your a**.
He also hate tightiewhities, thongs, etc.
Dick complains about the TP in BB. That he's rubbed his butt raw, with the stuff in the bathroom.
Back to the smallbed room.
Dani is upset because the cameras keep moving and her face is hot, but it's cold in the room.
Zach tells her to just lay down.
Dani says she wants to sit.
Zach talks about how loud they're being in the kitchen.
Dustin and Joe in BY.
Talking about LOST.
Dustin feels their was so much flavor but not enough food in season 3.
back to their relationship.
I guess they've actually gone out twice.
Once ended when Katie showed up. (The K catalyst.)
The other time was ended over Nate. FOTH
Dustin says "Joe can't share freinds because Joe steals friends."
They keep bringing up Nate. and we keep getting FOTH.
1:39
We're back and hopefully the guys won't say Nate's name...
They're arguing over the keeping of friends.
Joe says Dustin should have started the relationship by sharing his friends.
In the kitchen...
Eric and Jen wrestle. It's pretty much a draw. But not without revealing Jens buttcrack first.
FOTH....
1:45
Kitchen...Erics toe is bleeding and needs first aid. The wrestling match will continue after he's all bandaged up.
Nick joins the crowd. eats a little. Dick asks him if he's glad he got up. Nick says YES!
Jen comes back with a bandage, Eric promises to win the match by teabagging her.
Jen asks if she can take her mic off. They all say yes. BB says nothing.
They make a bigger area available to them, clearing some chairs out of the way...
*ding*ding*
And they're off....
jameka's commentary is hilarious.
First round is a tie.
Jen spent most of her time bent over but Eric is certainly winded.
Round 2...
*ding*ding*
After a lot of back and forth where at times both looked to be going down. After a mid round rest, Jen snuck a head hold in and pinned Eric to the ground.
Jen Wins!
Conversation turns to HotDogs and a rematch.
Eric admits being scared of wrestling Jen again.
Jameka talks about FightGirls (on Oxygen) asking what the name of the coach is...(It's Master Toddy, Jameka.)
Eric admits to throwing the fight.
Jameka can't believe it.
Eric says he allowed Jen to take him down.
Eric says it was fun and he was having a good time.
Eric asks of they want him to do it again, but serious this time.
Jameka decides, NO. She doesn't want to see Jen get hurt.
2:am
Dick asks about Joe and Dustin outside.
Saying they are probably giving each other HJ's.
Then says Jess is mad because she wanted to...
Jess: No way.
FOTH
2:03
Still in the litchen and there are a lot of small conversations.
Dick, Mike and Eric talking about Eric "exposing" himself earlier in the day. (Through the antics of Dick, pulling hi shower door open.)
Dick goes outside.
Jen, Jess and Eric are sitting around the kitchen table. Talking about the picture board.
Jess asks why they moved her picture.
Jen says it's because Dani had to be next to the POV box.
Jen says she has chipmunk teeth in her photo.
She hates her teeth, her bags that don't even exist.
She then says she's fine with what she looks like.
Cam switch to outside where Joe is talking to Dick.
He says that he told Dustin that ED was good people and should trust him and talk to him.
They talk about stirring up the JenPot.
Joe says the next couple of weeks will be interesting.
Dick says that everyone just wants to make sure she doesn't win HOH.
Joe says that he isn't sure if everyone in the house, if they were HOH, would nominate her.
Dick says everyone knows that I like amber. That everyone knows that Dustin likes amber. But no one thinks that they're together.
Dick promises that he could split this house up.
Joe worries about getting nominated if Dick wins HOH.
Dick promises to never nominate Joe.
They agree to get Jen gone before sequester-time starts.
2:15
Joe's going inside...But Dick beats him to the door.
Back in the kitchen.
Mike cooking something.
Dustin, Jameka....
OH back to the smallbed room.
Nick is rubbing Dani's arm and head.
Dani get's up and grabs her blanket, brings it over to the bed next to Nick and positions it almost fully covering him.
They stare at each other but there is definate movement under the covers.
He moves his knee a little....
Her left arm is slung across his chest, he's rubbing her arm.
He moves in a little closer.
...
No noticable motion at the moment. Just more of the staring at each other. (I'm keeping my eye on them though.)
He fluffs up the blanket near his crotcharea. both knees up now...
Nick is definitely moving his right arm, in a rythmic manner. Slowly.
Another adjustment, another fluffing of the blanket...
Now her arm is moving. Also rythmically, but faster.
Nick pills up his blanket again and refluffs...
More rythmic movement from Nick. Slow. Up. Down.
2:30
He pulls his head back a little.
He just grunted.
Then breathed heavily
Still moving his hand.
Jess briefly came in and startled them to stop.
As soon as she left, Dani picked up the speed.
You can see her shoulder moving up and down, and his hand is kinda helping her.
He fluffs his blanket again...
She moves in a little closer and it becomes even more evident she is pleasuring him.
Blankets moving, rythmic. slow up and down. (I'm sorry, I should stop with the playbyplay by just saying...They're being naughty. But I want you all to feel as if you were here.)
He lifts both knees, I believe we might be getting close to his payoff.
Nope, more people walk in and through the room and it stops them from moving.
His face grimaces a couple of times, his movements become jerkier, blankets move, he breathes heavy.
Elsewhere in the house.. Mike and Jen chat in the kitchen. About Jen and how she looks in her pictures. She encourages him to check out her webpage. (Nope, I'm going back to the bedroom.)
Nick grunts a couple of times, pulls his hand out from under the covers and kinda lifts his chin a bit, more like pushing his head further into his pillow.
2:45
Still going... He quickly looks at her, kinda giving her a hint that the point of no return is about to be reached.
closer and closer and he starts to caress her forehead. Then his, then hers again.
Pretty sure it's over with as the two of them just kinda look at each other.
Nick with his hand above his head, and making small movements settling in with his body.
Her arm moves up over his chest. He again plays with her hair.
Dani adjusts herself to let her head hang farther over the edge of the bed.
He turns on his side and propped up with an elbow gets up close to her face, caressing her ear and back.
He leans in to whisper more. Like he's trying to console her. He whispers again and I can't hear her at all.
He caresses her hair some more. More whispering...
He lays back down, on his side, pulls Dani's comforter over him and they lay looking at each other.
There's still some movement under the covers but it's clear no further hankypanky is occuring. They continue to whisper to each other, but it's also clear that whatever he's saying tonight, is working better then what he said last night, as she hasn't left yet.
He moves a little closer. They are practically touching nose to nose now.
No smooching sounds though.
3:am
Dani moves to be even closer. They're all but on top of each other.
Dani's knee propped up on Nick's hip. They're kinda cuddling and I'm pretty sure nothing more will happen tonight. (Keeping that feed open, but I'm gonna check in on Mike and Jen in the kitchen briefly. Specially now that someone has started snoring.)
Jen and Mike in kitchen talking about lighting, the lighting in the house. They look around and then Jen's goes to the sink and rinses out her glass. She then says thatshe hates doing other peoples dishes. That she always does her own. (Uh...Jen? You didn't just wash your glass...)
She says the HG's are messy.
Mike nods.
She asks why he does all the dishes.
He says it's because he's bored. he hates babysitting the HG's but needs the place to be clean, that it gets messy fast.
She then recounts a time after one of their dinners and the placed was trashed.
Now she's talking about mani/pedis and getting massages.
Mike yawns.
She asks if he's bored.
He says he's tired.
(In the smallbed room, Dani turns over and faces away fom Nick. He moves in a bit closer. They can't be spooning as he's on the floor and she's on the bed. But it's quite clear they are holding onto each other and will probably stay as such until the morning.)
Jen talks about not putting up Mike if she wins HOH and then swiitches to talking about her nails.
He yawns again.
She says that she has toruble sleeping when people snore. He says he doesn't have a problem with that because Dustin gave him some earplugs.
3:15
They continue with the samll talk...BB wakeup calls, boredom, swimming, who was up earliest today, sleeping habits in general.
(Hmmm... Dani just lifted her knee and some more movement, from Nick, under the comforter happens.
I don't think they are done. We'll see.... )
Jen and Mike talking more...this time it's about how much Jen thinks the house will be funner when there are fewer HG's.
Mike says with more people theres more chance of something going on. More entertaining.
Jen says with fewer HG's they'll probably know and like each other more.
Mike dicusses how he's gonna shave his beardgrowth for the competition HOH/LiveEviction.
(It should look something like a handlebar stache without the bars
A partial vandyke/goatee. Like something one of the village people would sport)
3:30
Nick is still moving his arm/hand under the covers on Dani's right thigh. Her other leg still bent at the knee and propped up.
Jen and Mike ae talking about chocolate truffles.
Jen says she doesn't eat chocolate if it isn't in truffle form.
Then says that she hopes BB will give her truffles if she wins HOH, even saying that for her favorites she wrote, "don't bring me anything." (huh?)
Mike admits to having a sweet tooth, but for more natural sweets. He likes cookies, homemade cookies. But nothing really storebought.
They both admit to being tempted to eat when they're bored.
They comment on the fact that Carol seems to be privy to BB information.
That she's been correct on such info the last few times.
They talk about working out. Jen: "Everyday, if you want to curb you're appetite."
They continue to gab about non-intersting things and then go off to the BR to prepare for sleep.
Mike goes to the head, Jen plays with her hair..
Mike comes out and washes his hands.
Jen goes in.
She comes out and wahes her hands, then says goodnight to Mike while climbing the satircase to HOH.
She enters
Mike goes into the roundbed room.
Jen slips into bed with Kail.
Mike slips into one of the round beds, pulls the covers over himself, sticks some earplugs in and goes to bed.
3:45
Dani and Nick wake up.
Nicks hand has gone numb and he shakes it to get the blood flowing again.
He turns onto his back, snuggles his head into his pillow and goes back to sleep.
4 cams of sleeping HG's...(Perfect time for me to get some work done in the meantime.)
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